i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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