I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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