If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Drake has all the answers
I have post one night stand depression
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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