I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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