New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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