I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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