You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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