Christians are straight up FREAKS
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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