try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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