That's intense
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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