So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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