we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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