she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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