I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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