I'm really into asian looking animals
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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