No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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