im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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