he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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