I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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