just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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