would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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