Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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