i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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