And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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