I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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