Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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