guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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