I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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