...so i touched it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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