Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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