I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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I think I sprained my soul last night
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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