it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
