Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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