the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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