She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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