I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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