try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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