so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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