I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
