She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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