I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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