Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Porn is love you can see.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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