Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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