drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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