i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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