god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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