Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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