I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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