that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Terrible idea I love it
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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