There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize