Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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