Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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