Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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