I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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