I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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